While watching one of my "Starsky & Hutch" episodes last night, I saw in the credits, the name Jean Hagen. I knew she was someone famous, but I couldn't place her until I looked her up on IMDB. Dang, I couldn't believe she was Lina Lamont because she didn't look familiar at all. I loved her in that movie. In this S&H episode, called "The Hostages," she plays a madame. The ep also guest stars a very young John Ritter and a youngster named Kristy McNichol. Sadly, Hagen died not too long after doing a couple of guest-star spots in the '70s. 
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While I do think it would be pretty embarrassing to have a monkey tail when no one else did (I can't forget how mortified the kid was in "Jumanji" when he ended up with a tail), I do think it would be pretty useful to have one. So it's too bad that tails aren't standard issue for humans, because it would come in mighty handy to have a tail that could be used to grip so you could hold on to things when your hands were full. We'd probably never have to worry about falling because monkeys seem to be able to hang from their tails indefinitely.